Yes, the biggest Advent Calendar in
As every year this Advent Calendar and its unique x-mas market attracts all people around the world to come over. It is a “multi culti” event for everyone, if you are green, yellow, purple or
pasty, here on this special market it doesn`t matter - we are all one crowd ( maybe because it is always very dark when people are starting to storm the market – opening hours from
how to behave on the market and how not as follows:
- When you walk through the market and it is around seven p.m, please see that your
head and face are very good protected as some people trying to stick their sausages in your face or even worse forcing you to smell their breath.
- Do not talk too long to an Italian citizen of Gengenbach you could end up buying his car, dog , his bicycle or even his wife. They love making business on the market
- Do not give donations in form of money to the kids who are walking around the x-market – big danger – these kids belong to Antonio Lino Banfi from Campobello
- Always visit the market with a bunch of people, otherwise it could happen that
you will find yourself the next day waking up naked handcuffed to a tree.
One more thing do not stand beside an old woman when you are drinking your Glühwein or eating your sausage etc…as they will do anything to get your sausage or your drink( just for explanation near the town is a nursing home and sometimes they have a few escapees- so pay attention)
And finally if you really want to see evil children doing the devils work at Christmas look at this video and scare the crap out of yourself. (I may have added this bit, PB)
I wouldn't like an old woman taking my sausage.
ReplyDeleteYes you would and you know it!
ReplyDeleteWhy not?She could be hungry
ReplyDeleteNever trust a hungry sausage eater, they may have bad breath. Didn't you read the warning?
ReplyDeleteAnd they have no teeths
ReplyDeleteand I wouldn't want somebody sticking their sausage in my face either!
ReplyDeleteFor the first time ever we have agreement; everyone to keep to their own sausage.
ReplyDeleteI shouldn`t have mentioned it - I didn`t want to upset people with sausages, but you can have there as well Kebaps, Schnitzel and of course the famous Currywurst...
ReplyDeleteI had currywurst earlier in the year in Berlin. It was after a beer or two. Mechanically recovered pig eyelids sprinkled with neat curry powder. Cant understand why it isnt more popular over here.
ReplyDeleteKeep them coming Wieb, they are a good read. And if it is really Shad writing them, even better.
I just can agree on that - the pigs over here are very lasy - and Craig, I am writing stuff myself
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